You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.[to Rick]
New situations can be intimidating. You’re looking around, and it’s all scary and different, but, you know, meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that’s how we grow as people.
The world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important.
Dreams move one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time is one-seventh human time. So, you know, every day here is like a minute. It’s like “Inception,” Morty, so if it’s confusing and stupid, then so is everyone’s favorite movie.
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die.[to Summer]
If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that before you get anywhere in life, you got to stop listening to yourself.
What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
Rick, what about the reality we left behind?[Morty Smith]What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don’t think about it.[Rick Sanchez]
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Sometimes, science is more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.[to Morty]
Since we’re fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.[to Beth, about Davin]
Oh, great adventure, buddy. Rick and Morty go to a giant prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it’s gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it’ll be really easy to rape us after that.
Nobody’s smarter than Rick, but nobody else is my dad. You’re a genius at that.[to Jerry]
