I do see the beauty in the rules, the invisible code of chaos hiding behind the menacing face of order.
What fascinates me about humanity is that so many people are looking for reasons to be unhappy. It’s only when they’re mired in their self-made misery that they are truly content.
Dreams move one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time is one-seventh human time. So, you know, every day here is like a minute. It’s like “Inception,” Morty, so if it’s confusing and stupid, then so is everyone’s favorite movie.
Do you know what people who have no money have in common with people who have too much money? Living is no fun.[자네 돈이 하나도 없는 사람과 돈이 너무 많은 사람의 공통점이 뭔 줄 아나? 사는 게 재미가 없다는 거야.]
You’re a hateful woman. Why have the gods made me love a hateful woman?
The reason anyone would do this, if they could, which they can’t, would be because they could, which they can’t.[explains why he turned himself into a pickle]
I believe you can outscore your opponent and still lose. Just like you can score less than them and win.
Have you ever tried to relax? It is a paradox.[to Meeseeks]
You have to wonder why we choose to live in a place we need to escape.
We blend in by standing out.
So, a reformed prisoner is someone who doesn’t want to leave the prison?
I tell them no one’s special and they think I’m special for telling them so.
