Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually, everything either is or isn’t.
You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, you love them unconditionally.[to Jerry]
You and Unity are like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you’re great together, but you’re just bringing out the worst in each other.[to Rick]
You can’t make people like you. You just have to wait for hating you to bore them.[to Jerry]
Two things I want to make clear to everybody in this room: never betray me and it’s time to go.
The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk.
Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that.
Morty, in space, we have something we call the non-interference policy. We got the wiper fluid. We watched them kill each other. We’re leaving.
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Get off the high road, Summer. We all got pink eye because you won’t stop texting on the toilet.
Just making conversation.[Jerry Smith]Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark “yes” like a trained animal. It’s not a conversation. You’re holding me verbally hostage.[Summer Smith]
You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?![Morty Smith]Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.[Rick Sanchez]
I’m a parasite![Jerry Smith]Yeah, but you’re real.[Beth Smith]
