Let me give you some advice, Wally. Being a superhero’s not about kicking ass. Well, nope, actually that’s a straight-up lie. There’s a lot of ass-kicking involved.
Some career advice. A whore’s life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-d*ck sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette.
So, I guess we’re getting back together.[Michael Scott]What happened?[Pam Beesly]Your advice was good, but Jan’s was bigger.[Michael Scott]
I’m sorry, after everything you’ve done for me? What you’ve done for me?! You’ve killed me is what you’ve done! You signed my death warrant! And now you want advice? All right, I’ll give you advice. Go to Mexico and screw up like I know you will and wind up in a barrel somewhere![to Jesse]