Talking in the third person; that’s never a good sign.
Greatness takes time and you know this. If a string is in a knot, patience will untie it.[to Harrison]
You thought the world was slowing down. It wasn’t. You were moving so fast it only looked like everyone else was standing still.
Yeah, the friend zone. I know it well. Pretty sure I have a permanent residence there.
How can you speak six languages and sound like a d*ck in every one of them?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the suburbs, King Shark shows up at your house.
Your mother might be one of the most accomplished scientists on this planet, but when it comes to the impossible, we’re the experts.[to Caitlin]
You guys are like ten seasons of Ross and Rachel but just like smooshed into one year.
Why do the crazy ones always name themselves?
Sometimes we fail because all we can worry about is not failing.
So you’re saying there’s a time line out there where I’m not rich? Boy, that’s a glitch in the universe.
Since when did our lives suddenly become an “Indiana Jones” movie?
