You can never be too careful with your private things.
When I was free and at my height, a day without casualties was like… well, like the Cubs winning the pennant… it just never happened.
I’ve had 20 years to come up with the perfect trick. It’s going to be my masterpiece. My Mona Lisa. My Breaking Bad season five. They gave me cable in prison so I’d stop killing the guards.
Should we find ourselves in a jam, a cop’s dad makes an excellent bargaining chip.