You know, one of the things you miss in here is being able to say good night to someone that’s not an animal in a f*****g zoo.
A lot of time you just do what you gotta do, or you do what everybody wants you to do.
They come up with their story, we come up with ours. The jury gets to decide which they like best. Now, the good news is we get to hear what their story is first before we have to tell them ours. So we keep our mouths shut until we know what they’re doing.
If I turn you upside down, how much weed is gonna fall out?
I wanna tell you something, and it’s the most important thing you’ll ever hear in your entire life, so don’t not hear it. Shut it!
Honesty and remorse can shave a lot of years off.
Trevor, after 9/11, two things happened. You started calling guys “Abdul Fazul,” and Homeland Security started putting up cameras everywhere. You didn’t go home.
The man can write about dogs and teach you everything you need to know.
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It’s like having a nuclear arsenal. You don’t want to use it, but if the other side knows you got it, they tend to come to the table sooner.
I’ve been an “I don’t know” guy all my life. It’s never let me down.
Everyone’s got a cross to bear, Naz. Pardon the expression, f*** ’em all. Live your life.
Any lawyer who comes to you with the words “I guarantee!” is a liar.
