Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.
When the going gets tough, you don’t want a criminal lawyer. You want a “criminal” lawyer.
What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.
Old lawyers never die, they just argue with anybody who’ll listen.
I’m the best lawyer ever.
I’m a lawyer, not a criminal.
Good lawyers worry about facts. Great lawyers worry about their opponents.
Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? Especially drug dealers.
Attorneys always make the worst witnesses.
As your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest that you get yourself a better lawyer.
Any lawyer who comes to you with the words “I guarantee!” is a liar.
