I’m as fond of lawyers as you are. They’re like bog paper. When you need them, you really need them.[to Conrad]
I’m a criminal defense lawyer. I can believe anything.[Claude Bolton: You don’t have any issue believing that?]
I prefer to make my living honestly.[Bill Fallon: You know, it’s not too late to go to law school, Arnold.]
Four stunt doubles? They only gave me one![Envy Adams]It’s in my contract. Get a better lawyer, baby.[Wallace Wells]
As attorneys, we are not finders of fact. We are tellers of story.
“F*** you” is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and s***.[to Patty]
