I’m a criminal defense lawyer. I can believe anything.[Claude Bolton: You don’t have any issue believing that?]
As your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest that you get yourself a better lawyer.
As attorneys, we are not finders of fact. We are tellers of story.
“F*** you” is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and s***.[to Patty]