Lawyers… We’re like health insurance. You hope you never need it. But, man, oh, man, not having it… No.
Lawyers are the swords of this century. Words are weapons now. I need you to learn how to use them.[to Jamie]
Lawyers are like car mechanics. You pay them to fix your problems.
It’s much better to be the lawyer and go home when the hour’s up, get some sleep. If you’re the client, you’re up all night.
In law there is one great eternal truth: If anyone goes to prison, it’s the client, not the lawyer.
I’m a criminal defense lawyer. I can believe anything.[Claude Bolton: You don’t have any issue believing that?]
As attorneys, we are not finders of fact. We are tellers of story.
“F*** you” is good in traffic, but not in court, okay? In the real world, lawyers have to argue cases and s***.[to Patty]
