The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you’ll be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pig feed.
If you beat a dog long enough, it goes crazy. Doesn’t matter how good it was before. After that happens, the dog that you knew is never coming back.
Some dogs refuse to lie. Some dogs you have to hit, kick while they’re down, in order to ensure they stay down.
Once a dog bites, no matter how loyal you remember him once being, no matter your fondness for him, he must be put down.