To make sure your dog obeys you, you have to show it the stick once in a while.
The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
If you beat a dog long enough, it goes crazy. Doesn’t matter how good it was before. After that happens, the dog that you knew is never coming back.
If you acquire a reputation as a mad dog, you’ll be treated as a mad dog. Taken out back and slaughtered for pig feed.
A dog who bites every owner he’s had can only be disciplined with a firm hand. Or put down.
One dog moves out, another moves in. It’s the cycle of life.
I know he’s your vassal, but a dog should be handled by his own master.[to Canute, about Askeladd]
The man can write about dogs and teach you everything you need to know.
How about I give you the first shot? After all, every dog has his day.
A dog has just apprehended the Gestapo sausage. Arrest him!
You can teach an old dog a new trick, but it’s still an old dog.
When you own dogs, you feed them all, but you save the freshest meat for those that don’t hesitate.
