The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
If you beat a dog long enough, it goes crazy. Doesn’t matter how good it was before. After that happens, the dog that you knew is never coming back.
One dog moves out, another moves in. It’s the cycle of life.
A dog who bites every owner he’s had can only be disciplined with a firm hand. Or put down.
The man can write about dogs and teach you everything you need to know.
I know he’s your vassal, but a dog should be handled by his own master.[to Canute, about Askeladd]
How about I give you the first shot? After all, every dog has his day.
A dog has just apprehended the Gestapo sausage. Arrest him!
You can teach an old dog a new trick, but it’s still an old dog.
When you own dogs, you feed them all, but you save the freshest meat for those that don’t hesitate.
There are no bad dogs, just bad owners. If you treat a dog bad and show them no love, that’s what they act like. If you show them kindness and hope, they’re fine. It’s the same with people.
The thing about cross-breeding dogs, you get the right genes, you can get a perfect creation. But it doesn’t matter how perfect they are. It’s not enough.
