Nobody would dare to touch a Gestapo sausage.[explaining why the painting is safe simply hanging in Rene’s kitchen]
This is a recorded Gestapo message. I am not taking calls at the moment but you may leave a message on the revolving wax disc. Please speak after the gunshot.
Helga, we live in dangerous times. We know not what fate has in store. One day the Gestapo may become unpopular.
There is no reason to cease your jollification just because a senior Gestapo officer in a particularly foul mood is entering your premises.[announcing to the Cafe that he is pissed]
I suppose you thought that because von Smallhausen was very small and walked with a limp, you could outpace him. Little do you know he was the cross country limping champion of Westphalia.[to Leclerc]
You put your left boot in, you take your left boot out, you do a lot of shouting and you shake your fists about, you light a little smokey and you burn down ze town, zat’s what it’s all about. Heil. Ah, Himmler, Himmler, Himmler…[sings the Gestapo Hokey-Cokey]
This is very serious. The Gestapo is only insured third party.[after Hans has accidentally run over his car with a steamroller]