The French are very unreliable, especially after lunch.
You idiot! We’re supposed to be anonymous, Bertorelli.
One of the first things you learn in military academy is never to tell a general when he has a chicken on his head.[on proper Axis Etiquette]
It’s bad enough to be an Italian but to be a boring Italian is unforgivable.[about Bertorelli]
If von Klinkerhoffen hears my head ticking, he will think I am a bomb![concerned that von Klinkerhoffen will find the cuckoo clock]
He has always been very reticent where women of the opposite sex are concerned.[to von Klinkerhoffen, about Gruber]
Between you and me, Gruber, I pray every night that Hitler doesn’t invade England. That damn British weather, it would be fatal for me with my rheumatism.
