Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateaux from the chateau![explaining to René that von Klinkerhoffen is already doomed]
‘tler![repeated line]
Listen, an air raid. Our glorious air force, whose brave pilots defied the might of the few, have come to blow the pants off the British imperialists. Oops! I must go for some more brainwashing. Quick, to the shelters.
It is hard to be a conquering hero when it is not in your nature.
Colonel, we are Germans! To have our uniforms made in London must be against the rules!
We were just reading the newspaper. Isn’t the war going wonderfully? We should have them more often, you know. We do them so well.[to Herr Flick]
They should have modeled them on Helga’s bosom. We would have got a bigger drink.[about champagne glasses]
The tunnel has come out in England.[noting his surroundings as they emerge from the tunnel]
