I have made many enemies here. It will take months to make as many enemies in a strange town.[about leaving Nouvion]
Here is the Gestapo defusing-explosives handbook. It is by the late Professor von Flattenhead, who, as you will know, is buried in Munich, and Hamburg, and Bremen.[to von Smallhausen]
A dog has just apprehended the Gestapo sausage. Arrest him!
You will learn, Helga, that nobody stands up the Gestapo!
What?! Kiss me? Chained to the wall and dressed in the underwear of a woman? Of course.[in response to Helga’s amorous request]
Take this handkerchief, you will need it. I’m afraid our relationship is finished. The love affair of the century is over. You may let the tears commence.[to Helga]
My name is Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo. One more crack like that and you will be shot with the pistol concealed in my dolly.[to a German soldier, disguised as a baby]
Look! No hands![playing the organ during the torture]
It is surprising how time passes when you are not enjoying yourself.[to von Smallhausen]
He is not known as “Ménage Artois” for nothing.[about René and his waitresses]
He fell out of a Gestapo car, over a bridge, onto a railway line, and was run over by the Berlin Express. It was an accident.[explainig why the forger he employed is no longer available]
Flick the Gestapo. No, I said, Flick, the Gestapo.[on telephone]