What about this one?[Daniel LaRusso]Forester? What do I look like, a lesbo?[Johnny Lawrence]
Wizards are all the same. You talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces.[to Stregobor]
You know who’s into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they’re Christian.
If you’re gonna act like a wh**e, may as well look like one.
People expect men of our age to pack it in and go off into the sunset. That might work for you, but I still have some fight left in me.[to Terry]
No one murders so well as the British. It’s our number one export.
If you’re looking for a friend, gay guys are really the best. Because, let’s face it, women are kinda depressing.[to Portia]
I’m in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you’re mobbed up. It’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive.
I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I’d have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile.
He’s English. His loyalty is to the queen and to the bottle, not necessarily in that order.
Brunette, stunning, looks like she’d stab you?[describing Natalie]
