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I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I'd have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile. - Harry Vanderspeigle (Resident Alien Quotes)

I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I’d have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile.

Harry Vanderspeigle

Source:S1.Ep7: The Green Glow
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Harry Vanderspeigle (Resident Alien Quotes)
  • Character: Harry Vanderspeigle
  • Series: Resident Alien
  • Genre: Comedy, Mystery, Sci-Fi
  • Year: 2021–2025
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