Why are men such fools? You can lead them anywhere by the cock for a while. Give them a bairn, and you have them by the balls again. But it’s all you are to them, whether they’re coming in or going out. A c**t.
Has anybody ever told you’re nearly as pretty as your brother?[to Laena]
If you’re looking for a friend, gay guys are really the best. Because, let’s face it, women are kinda depressing.[to Portia]
I’d hate to be a man, honestly. It’d just be so lonely. I mean, they’re so competitive. It’s like, can they even be friends with each other?[to Harper]
Half the human race is the opposite sex. Living life avoiding the other half may seem possible, but it’s really not.
