You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, you love them unconditionally.[to Jerry]
When smart people get happy, they stop recognizing themselves.
The world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important.
Morty, 20 people try to kill me every week. I end up getting high with half of them.
Living without consequences is great, but then I started wondering, what am I living for? What am I building? If I’m always looking back, I’m never looking ahead. And then it hit me. We are who we are because of consequences.
Dreams move one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time is one-seventh human time. So, you know, every day here is like a minute. It’s like “Inception,” Morty, so if it’s confusing and stupid, then so is everyone’s favorite movie.
Don’t make my mistake, Summer. Don’t deify the people that leave you. You’ll end up a horse surgeon in a world controlled by aliens whose medicine keeps horses healthy forever. Horses live longer than tortoises now. Is that what you want for yourself?
You and Unity are like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you’re great together, but you’re just bringing out the worst in each other.[to Rick]
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die.[to Summer]
Kids, breakfast and school. If we don’t at least pretend they matter, everything falls apart.
If Morty ever gives up on a single dream, it had better be because of his own disillusionment.[to Rick]
If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that before you get anywhere in life, you got to stop listening to yourself.
