You can’t make people like you. You just have to wait for hating you to bore them.[to Jerry]
You and Unity are like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you’re great together, but you’re just bringing out the worst in each other.[to Rick]
When you’re an a**hole, it doesn’t matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.
What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don’t think about it.[Morty Smith: Rick, what about the reality we left behind?]
We’re miserable, Morty! There’s a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47, and they weaponized the Eiffel Tower!
Two things I want to make clear to everybody in this room: never betray me and it’s time to go.
There’s no such thing as a bad idea, Morty. It’s about execution.
Sometimes, science is more art than science. A lot of people don’t get that.[to Morty]
Since when does this house care about alien lives. We don’t even watch British television.
Since we’re fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.[to Beth, about Davin]
Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that.
