You don’t love people in hopes of a reward, you love them unconditionally.[to Jerry]
When smart people get happy, they stop recognizing themselves.
The world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important.
Morty, 20 people try to kill me every week. I end up getting high with half of them.
Living without consequences is great, but then I started wondering, what am I living for? What am I building? If I’m always looking back, I’m never looking ahead. And then it hit me. We are who we are because of consequences.
Dreams move one-hundredth the speed of reality, and dog time is one-seventh human time. So, you know, every day here is like a minute. It’s like “Inception,” Morty, so if it’s confusing and stupid, then so is everyone’s favorite movie.
You and Unity are like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you’re great together, but you’re just bringing out the worst in each other.[to Rick]
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody’s gonna die.[to Summer]
Kids, breakfast and school. If we don’t at least pretend they matter, everything falls apart.
If Morty ever gives up on a single dream, it had better be because of his own disillusionment.[to Rick]
If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that before you get anywhere in life, you got to stop listening to yourself.
I hate every country in the universe, brother! They’re job placement programs for the politicians that invent them.
