You know, when I was a kid, and I was in the bathroom too long, my grammy would knock on the door and say, “Oliver? Would you like me to come in there and rub some Vaseline on your rectum?”
You know, I’m thinking of putting myself out there again. I mean, I slept with a murderer! That is a great story to tell on a first date.
Yes, but when they said they didn’t take Amex, I helped you find your Visa.[Charles-Haden Savage: I paid your bail.]
The good news is you’re not the worst-dressed guest here.[turns to a hipster in a long coat]Pleasure to meet you, Professor. Did you ride here in a hot air balloon?[to Charles]
Teddy’s back! He’s already plotting his revenge. I think he’s gonna kill me, bury me, dig me up, and kill me again.