You know, when I was a kid, and I was in the bathroom too long, my grammy would knock on the door and say, “Oliver? Would you like me to come in there and rub some Vaseline on your rectum?”
You know, I’m thinking of putting myself out there again. I mean, I slept with a murderer! That is a great story to tell on a first date.
You know, I’m such a huge fan of terrible music. How have I never heard this?[to Charles]
Yes, but when they said they didn’t take Amex, I helped you find your Visa.[Charles-Haden Savage: I paid your bail.]
Women who knock rarely make history.
We blend in by standing out.
There’s a thin line between civilization and chaos, and that line is electricity.
The good news is you’re not the worst-dressed guest here.[turns to a hipster in a long coat]Pleasure to meet you, Professor. Did you ride here in a hot air balloon?[to Charles]
That’s really all we want, isn’t it? More time with the people we love.
Teddy’s back! He’s already plotting his revenge. I think he’s gonna kill me, bury me, dig me up, and kill me again.
Stay out of the theater if you want a life. Trust me.[to Ursula]
Rituals ground us, offering calm in a world of chaos. But love a ritual too much, and it can become an obsession. And before we know it, the ritual that once healed us has become our undoing.
