Well, boss. I guess this is the part where I should tell you to go to hell. Except you’re already here.
We’re the heroes of this building. Before us, you could be killed in your own apartment, and no one would know it.
We use this connection to our advantage.[Father Khatri]So, a priest, a sheriff, and a murdering psycho walk into a bar.[Boyd Stevens]
This is far too unique to wear to something like class. I suggest we wait for a more special occasion, like a funeral.[to Enid, about the snood]
Darling, we aren’t the ones who got you expelled. That boy’s family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?[Morticia Addams]Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.[Wednesday Addams]
Oh, great adventure, buddy. Rick and Morty go to a giant prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it’s gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it’ll be really easy to rape us after that.
No one’s dying today, but now I have my device, so how about tomorrow? All eight billion of them.
My dad never made me anything. He was too busy off pretending to be gay just to get away from me.[to Peacemaker]
Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party.
It’s a date. I’ve never gone bowling with a murderer before. It’s been a goal.[to Harry]
I don’t mean to be rude, but can we just skip to the part where you laser my f***ing brains out?[to Homelander]
Doomcoming. Tomorrow night, we’ll drink rotten berries and celebrate our impending death.
