It’s a date. I’ve never gone bowling with a murderer before. It’s been a goal.[to Harry]
You’re doing depression right. The key is to embrace it. Once you accept that you’ve got nothing, then you’ve got nothing left to lose. The low point, that’s where freedom lives.[to Harry]
What’s the point of being married if you can’t fart around your wife?[to Ben]
We’re not stuck in here because we’re failures. We’re in here because no one else would even try. [to Harry]
We’re not having fun. We are choosing to be single until we finish our mission.[D’Arcy Bloom]Oh, is that why we’re single?[Asta Twelvetrees]God, I hope so.[D’Arcy Bloom]
Sometimes you gotta slay a monster for your best friend.[to Asta]
It’s not a date. I just have to sit across from the guy at dinner and keep him interested in staying.[Asta Twelvetrees]That sounds like every date I’ve ever been on.[D’Arcy Bloom]
I need to talk to you about something.[Liv Baker]Is this about who made the big snow p**is outside Town Hall?[D’Arcy Bloom]What?[Liv Baker]What?[D’Arcy Bloom]
He’s a maniac. I’m so turned on.[about Harry]
