Whiskey is good proofing water. It tells you who’s real and who isn’t.
Rum’s for fun and f*****g, innit? So, whisky, now that… that is for business.
Whisky is just fuel for the loud engines inside your head.
The answer is simple. It’s nighttime. I’ll just break into that kid’s house and kill him. I’ll say one thing about whiskey: it’s allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.
Whiskey, headache, nausea, severe dehydration. Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. If it did, they obviously would never drink it.
