Whiskey is good proofing water. It tells you who’s real and who isn’t.
Rum’s for fun and f*****g, innit? So, whisky, now that… that is for business.
In pubs sometimes people say things and sometimes it’s the whisky talking. It’s hard to tell which is which.
The problem, right, between rum and gin, is that gin, right, it leads to the melancholy. Whereas rum incites violence, it also allows you to be liberated from your self-doubt.
A slothful nature and a fondness for alcohol can be overcome with hard work and a willingness to change your life.
Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.
An unhappy wife is a wine merchant’s best friend.
Whiskey, headache, nausea, severe dehydration. Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. If it did, they obviously would never drink it.
There’s no alcohol in that.[Morgan]Yeah. I told you a hundred times. I’m California sober. Like Miley Cyrus.[Sasha Roklov]
