You’re in trouble.[Shax]Obviously. Former Demon, hated by Heaven, loathed by Hell. How will our hero cope?[Crowley]Are you making fun of me?[Shax]Would you know if I was?[Crowley]
I’m going to get into so much trouble.[Muriel]You think so? Well then, let’s make it worthwhile.[Crowley]
When Heaven ends life here on Earth, it’ll be just as dead as if Hell ended it.[to Aziraphale]
There’s only room for one of us in this lane, and it’s not you.
The lower you start, the more opportunities you have.
That’s the trouble with you lot. You don’t just see things in black and white. Sometimes, you’ve just gotta blur the edges.[to Aziraphale]
Something’s going on. Something’s wrong. Well, lots of things are wrong right now, but right now it’s coming in waves. Like a hangover.[to Nina]
You can’t drive my Bentley.[Crowley]No, I can! I have a license, yes. I passed my driving test 90 years ago. They didn’t even require tests, but I insisted.[Aziraphale]
Watch now on:
Jane Austen. Wrote books too. You people, I will never get the hang of you lot.
I’m very good at forgiveness. It’s one of my favorite things.
I’m bored of living in my car. And I don’t think my car’s much of a fan of it either.
Basic demon on Earth stuff. Either call on the phone and talk, or appear mysteriously. Don’t do both.[to Shax]
