Home ownership is like keeping snakes as pets or ballroom dancing competitions.
Giving a s*** in a world where nobody gives a s***? It ain’t soft. It’s hard as hell.
Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses.
Flattery is the mud in which politicians wallow.
Empathy’s like mud. You lose your boots in that stuff.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game, son.[to Jerry]
Cynics are just disappointed romantics.
Cynicism is lazy.
Congress? Please. What a bunch of corrupt f***ing c**ts they are.[Billy Butcher]Oh, come on, you’re not the first person to call me a c**t, Mr. Butcher. I’m starting to think it’s like a badge of honor.[Victoria Neuman]
Are you superior, Carl, to other people?[Rachel Irving]Well, it’s a low bar, isn’t it?[Carl Morck]
Actresses are all basically prostitutes. If they’re lucky.
“To defend” is nothing but a lie.[to Ichigo]
