Wizards are all the same. You talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces.[to Stregobor]
Why do these creatures choose to spend their lives with someone else? It’s bad enough they’re already tethered to each other through family. My people do family the right way. We don’t care if they live or die.
If you are about to express profound emotion, you might be better served expressing it to someone who gives a f***, or perhaps to somebody who is being paid to pretend to have to.[to Tommy]
I hate every country in the universe, brother! They’re job placement programs for the politicians that invent them.
Geez, Rick. People be f***ing each other’s wives, huh?[Morty Smith]Marriage is a scam, Morty.[Rick Sanchez]
Do people like that bring their daughters out? I thought they just sold them to the highest bidder.[about the Russells]
You’ve forgotten the most important thing about wh**es. You don’t buy them, you only rent them.
You want to die for this planet? Fine. What’s 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid.[to Mark]
You sure are comfortable spending a counterfeit roll.[Oscar Finlay]You want me to buy you something? How about some jeans and tickets to a Hall & Oates concert?[Jack Reacher]
This is where you’re living?[Starlight]Yeah. You know, it has its charms. The rats are like Pokémon. With hep C.[Hughie Campbell]
Why are men such fools? You can lead them anywhere by the cock for a while. Give them a bairn, and you have them by the balls again. But it’s all you are to them, whether they’re coming in or going out. A c**t.
What happened to the good old days where you could just non-stop f*** with somebody without them claiming to be a victim?
