Wizards are all the same. You talk nonsense while making wise and meaningful faces.[to Stregobor]
Why do these creatures choose to spend their lives with someone else? It’s bad enough they’re already tethered to each other through family. My people do family the right way. We don’t care if they live or die.
It just helped me realize you can’t trust anyone. Because everybody’s a big liar.
If you are about to express profound emotion, you might be better served expressing it to someone who gives a f***, or perhaps to somebody who is being paid to pretend to have to.[to Tommy]
I just thought, you know, since we were friends…[Vox]Friends? There are no friends in Hell, Vincent.[Alastor]
I hate every country in the universe, brother! They’re job placement programs for the politicians that invent them.
Geez, Rick. People be f***ing each other’s wives, huh?[Morty Smith]Marriage is a scam, Morty.[Rick Sanchez]
Do people like that bring their daughters out? I thought they just sold them to the highest bidder.[about the Russells]
You’ve forgotten the most important thing about wh**es. You don’t buy them, you only rent them.
You want to die for this planet? Fine. What’s 17 more years? I can always start again, make another kid.[to Mark]
You sure are comfortable spending a counterfeit roll.[Oscar Finlay]You want me to buy you something? How about some jeans and tickets to a Hall & Oates concert?[Jack Reacher]
This is where you’re living?[Starlight]Yeah. You know, it has its charms. The rats are like Pokémon. With hep C.[Hughie Campbell]
