Hazbin Hotel Quotes

Smile, my dear! You know, you’re never fully dressed without one![to Vaggie]

Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you’re the one in control.[to Charlie]

The Radio Demon? One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?[Vaggie]Eh, not big on politics.[Angel Dust]

Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, I would have done so already.[to Vaggie]

Adam. First man, next to die.[Alastor]Who the f*** are you?[Adam]Alastor. Pleasure to be meeting you. Quite a pleasure. I’m about to end your f***ing life.[Alastor]

You win some, you lose a few hundred.[to Vaggie]

You really think you can take me on? A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord.[Adam]You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.[Alastor]

You are welcome if you actually want to give redemption a shot. But I think we both know that’s not really your style.[to Mimzy]

Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!

I’m a man of many jobs. One of them, being a woman.

I just thought, you know, since we were friends…[Vox]Friends? There are no friends in Hell, Vincent.[Alastor]

F***ing wordplay? You tricked me with a f***ing technicality? Seriously?[Vox]It worked, didn’t it? Baby, I’m a demon in Hell. It’s kind of our thing.[Alastor]