Hazbin Hotel Quotes

Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and I just couldn’t resist. What a performance! Why, I haven’t been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, so many orphans…[regarding Charlie’s performance]

Can you please just try to take this seriously?[Vaggie]Fine, I’ll try. Just don’t get your taco in a twist, baby.[Angel Dust]Was that you trying to be sexist, or racist?[Vaggie]Whatever pi**es you off more.[Angel Dust]

Alastor, shouldn’t you help her?[Husk]Should I? Perhaps. Will I? No. Do I enjoy being difficult? Most definitely.[Alastor]

After all, the world is a stage, and a stage is a world of entertainment.