Resident Alien Quotes

A human lifespan can last 85 years, or more, if they are lucky. It might seem long to humans, but when compared to the age of Planet Earth, a human life would only be 141 seconds long. That is why it is important for them to live the best life they can, to be the best human they can, every day. And appreciate the seconds they have with one another.

“So you wanna time travel? Warning: Traversing the space-time continuum may cause serious side effects, including incontinence, rectal bleeding, or a prolonged and painful erection.” All right, so it’s not all bad. Let’s do this.[reading a brochure]