Resident Alien Quotes (Season 1)

All beings of the universe are different. For instance, my people are brilliant. Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb that they think the leading cause of death is heart disease. It’s not. It’s almond milk. Even the Grey aliens won’t touch the stuff. Despite their differences, there is one truth that connects all beings. Life doesn’t ever go as planned.

They have a term on Earth for a man who works on engines: sexy beast. That’s me. If these humans ever saw me actually flying my spaceship, I’d have women beating me off with a stick.

Don’t worry. She’s not gonna tell anyone. She swore to Allah.[Max Hawthorne]Allah knows?! How many people have you told?[Harry Vanderspeigle]

Everyone has to die eventually. What matters are the choices you make while you’re alive.

Why do these creatures choose to spend their lives with someone else? It’s bad enough they’re already tethered to each other through family. My people do family the right way. We don’t care if they live or die.

The answer is simple. It’s nighttime. I’ll just break into that kid’s house and kill him. I’ll say one thing about whiskey: it’s allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.

I see now it’s not the food that brings humans together. It’s each other. There is a basic human need to feel like you belong. It feels good.

To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement. If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.

This is my life now, human being. So I have to live like humans do. Occupy my time at a job I loathe, slowly rotting away until I die.

There are no monsters. Beings do what needs to be done in order to survive.

Respect is not an entitlement. You can’t get it just by standing there asking for it. You earn it through your actions.

No one’s dying today, but now I have my device, so how about tomorrow? All eight billion of them.