I do not understand why humans celebrate their births. Everyone who is alive has been born. It is not special. A birthday party is just a participation trophy.
Humans live to consume, and their appetites are endless. They drop garbage on the ground wherever they go. Earth is like a house they’ve lit on fire but continue to live in, and they use the Earth’s resources to make ugly things like teal Crocs and truck ducks.
Sometimes family is just the people in your life that you love, that you’d do anything for.[to Harry]
Humans do not look forward. They have memories that force them to look backwards. The alien in me only failed my mission once, but the human in me has relived that failure a thousand times. Why would I think about it if it’s painful? Maybe humans like pain as much as they like pie.
You fall on your keys one time, and you start making different plans.
With my people coming to kill everyone on Earth, I will need a bunker to survive. I will fix it up and present it to Asta as her new home. We will live, and all the beer-drinking douchebags can fry.
When have you ever seen me take a backseat? I don’t even sit in the backseat of a car. If I hail a cab, I sit shotgun or I drive.[to Ben]
I do not like having people at my house uninvited.[Harry Vanderspeigle]Well, now you know how Earth felt when you got here.[Asta Twelvetrees]
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Love is like air. Even if you cannot see it, you have to know it is there.
I know that I’m gonna die, but if I spend every second worrying about it, then I can’t live. And part of the living is feeling it all. The good lifts you up, and the bad knocks you down, but you need the bad. You need those hard times.
I can be a good father. I’ve seen a lot of television.
Human memory is very powerful. It is more than just knowledge of what has been. It contains feelings of that moment. Memories connect humans even when they are apart, memories of someone you’ve lost.
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