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Well, rich or poor, we all spend two hours a day on the toilet. Stool’s the great equalizer. Benjamin Franklin said that. In fact, until 1940, that’s what it said on the back of the dime.

Matty Bennett

Source:S2.Ep2: Mrs. Robicheck
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