'Allo 'Allo Quotes (Season 4)

What a mistake-a to make-a.[repeated line]

I will dingle a keerot in front of the dinkey. That is butter. We shall be there very sheetly.[trying to speed things up]

I am wicking in a ginger fashion because my poloceman’s pints are full of deenamote.[enters the cafe walking very gingerly]

You will not need a disguise. Just go as yourself, a perfectly normal idiot.[to Leclerc]

My apologies, Mademoiselle. With my dicky heart I should not get in such a tiz-woz. I am so consumed by jealousy that I am forgetting that we Frenchmen have this great tradition of having it off like rabbits.[to Yvette]

I love you, I love you.[repeated line, running after Madame Edith and pinching her bum]

Why is it that you always question my decisions? Do you think you could do my job better? Do you think you could run the Resistance, keeping everyone happy? Deciding who to shoot, what to blow up? Making threatening calls? Do you know what my telephone bill is every month?[to René]

This is showbusiness for you, one minute you are a star, the next you are on the rubbish heap.[climbing into the refuse truck dressed as a dancing girl]

It’s bad enough to be an Italian but to be a boring Italian is unforgivable.[about Bertorelli]

Heil-a Mussolini![repeated line]

British officers do not cuddle each other. Not when there are a lot of people watching, anyway.[to Yvette]