You stupid woman! Can you not see, I am eloping![to Edith, last lines]
They look too well dressed for local tarts. We are poor, with cheap clothes, cheap perfume, which is why we are cheap.[about Gruber and von Strohm and their disguises]
René was a true hero of France. A pain in the bum sometimes, but still a hero.
This will stun the art world, even more than my marriage.[finds the long lost Fallen Madonna]
René? Ah, there you are. I did not recognise you from this side.[looking at René’s background]
Oh, sit down, Rene. I am so sorry. I always forget how frail you are and am only reminded when you come to bed.
How strange. The boots seem too big for you. Normally, it’s the other way round.[to Herr Flick]
A place where the wind always blows? Don’t tell me it’s the baked bean factory.
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