When Dinesh calls me retarded frankenstein, or he describes me as AIDS lady or Gilfoyle refers to me as effeminate k.d. lang, I know this is a joke among friends.
When Bill Gates got married on Lanai, he rented every helicopter on the Hawaiian islands so that paparazzi couldn’t use them to fly over. Although in that case, it was a positive, because now you can imagine that wedding however you want.
They just kept saying that if I didn’t waste so much money at the butthole doctor, then we’d have enough money, but I pay for all my medical out of pocket.
The only people who have used that term with me were assailants.
It’s like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods, so they can take your binoculars.
I’ve always wanted to be part of a suicide pact.
If we are going to change the name, we need to do it now. Names stick. My name’s only Jared because Gavin called me that on my first day. My real name is Donald.
I’ll go find some hoes to prioritize behind you.
