Wednesday Quotes (Season 2)

Well, you know what they say. If you can’t kill them with kindness, try lethal injection.[to Dr. Fairburn]

Your lack of empathy is what makes you the weak link, spiritually speaking.[Larissa Weems]I’m the only link that matters.[Wednesday Addams]

William Faulkner said, “The past is never dead. It’s not even the past.” In fact, it’s all still happening.

Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry.

You thought I was your hero? I’m not. I always play dirty, and I never fight fair. The only side I’m on is my own, and the only place I’ll lead you is off a cliff. So do not put me on a pedestal, because I will burn it down.

Poe said, “I don’t believe in ghosts, but they’ve been chasing me my whole life.” I’ve always believed that to be haunted is a choice. What we are really haunted by is our past. No matter how hard we try to shake it free, it has us by the teeth. If this past is what haunts us, the present is a graveyard that requires payment for transgressions.

My past grievances are like fine wine. They get better with age.

Machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person’s slow drip of miseries and feeling honored to be present for their most dismal moments.

Even though Wednesday is literally the tunnel at the end of my light, I can’t imagine my life without her in it.

Did it ever occur to you that we’re all just out here trying our best?[Enid Sinclair]Trying your best means you’re planning on failing and letting me know in advance.[Wednesday Addams]

You seem to attract murderers like most people catch colds.[to Wednesday]

Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again. So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.