Smoking Quotes

Smoking is the greatest thing that slowly kills you.

You’re supposed to be cutting those out. They’re killing you.[Catherine Standish]That’s why I smoke them.[Jackson Lamb]

You’re smoking again?[Joey Tribbiani]Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I’m smoking still.[Chandler Bing]

You know, I had a friend that used to smoke. You know what he’s doing now? He’s dead. Now you think smoking makes you look cool? Lets go dig him up now and see how cool he looks.[to Lindsay]

Smoking?[Doctor]I quit.[Jackson Lamb]Really?[Doctor]Yeah. I haven’t had one for[looks at watch]Ooh! Twenty-seven minutes.[Jackson Lamb]

I do smoke.[William ‘Willie’ Thompson]I know. I went to college for a year. It’s where I picked up all my bad habits.[Enoch ‘Nucky’ Thompson]