All right, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.[to Ross]
You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.[to Jill]
Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who… my parents actually preferred.[Monica Geller: You’re an only child, right? You don’t have any of this.]
Sounds like a date to me.[Monica Geller: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.]
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian… Did I say that out loud?
I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean, it’s like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don’t input those numbers… it doesn’t make much of a difference.
You’re smoking again?[Joey Tribbiani]Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I’m smoking still.[Chandler Bing]
You’re going to Bloomingdale’s with Julie? It’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.[to Monica]
You know what’s weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?[to Phoebe]
You know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail?[Joey Tribbiani]Yeah?[Chandler Bing]Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.[Joey Tribbiani]You’re building a post office?[Chandler Bing]
You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance![to Joey]