All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.
You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.[to Jill]
Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who… my parents actually preferred.[Monica Geller: You’re an only child, right? You don’t have any of this.]
Sounds like a date to me.[Monica Geller: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.]
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian… Did I say that out loud?
I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean, it’s like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don’t input those numbers… it doesn’t make much of a difference.
You’re going to Bloomingdale’s with Julie? It’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.[to Monica]
You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance![to Joey]
Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it.[Ross Geller: You had sеx today?]
Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.[Ross Geller: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?]
Why did you look at me when you said that?[Phoebe Buffay: You’ll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.]