Your d*ck got hard for Carolyn, you f***ed her, and now you wanna feel less bad about it. It’s what men who cheat do, Rusty. They wanna have their cake, eat it, and then chalk it up to complexity.
Cheating you? Cheating you?! What’s that rumbling noise? No, it’s alright, it’s Mum turning in her grave.[to Rodney]
You’re going to Bloomingdale’s with Julie? It’s like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.[to Monica]
Cheating is for winners.