Creature Commandos Quotes

You crashed the wrong whorehouse.

The United States is in the business of saving the damn world by any means necessary.[to Rick]

Pokolistan is a friend of the US.[Amanda Waller]Countries don’t have friends.[Rick Flag Sr.]After your decades in the military, General Flag, I think you’d understand that true friendship is built on petroleum deposits. Especially unmined ones in a backward-ass country that’s never taken advantage of their natural resources.[Amanda Waller]

I’m not going to kill you because you’re going to cause World War 3. And I’m not doing it to save the world. I mean, after all, what has this ball of dirt ever done for me? No. Ilana, I’m killing you because you took the life of the only friend I have. And the only one of us with an ounce of kindness in her veins.

Birth is always horrible. God’s gift to humans is he lets you forget it. Science isn’t so forgiving.

At the end of the day, that’s just another human out there in the pond. But you’re a monster like us.[to Nina]