Batman: Caped Crusader Quotes

You know, you’re really no fun at all.[Catwoman]No, I’m not.[Batman]

You don’t bend with the world when it goes bad. You push back.[to Dent]

The truth is always better than the alternative. At least then you can do something about it.[to Barbara]

The tables have turned, Mr. Collins. The kings don’t run this court anymore. The jester does.

So when it’s my clients, you’re gunning for jail time. But when it’s the rich and famous, they get a break? What is she, Harvey, a campaign donor?[Barbara Gordon]Oh, come on, Barbara. Do you really think I’d sink that low? Well, maybe I would… if she weren’t flat broke.[Harvey Dent]

Police headquarters? You think someone inside the department is covering up these explosions?[Alfred Pennyworth]It’s Gotham, Pennyworth. Does the corruption really surprise you?[Batman]

Look, I don’t want to kill you. But I need to give myself a head start, so your hero complex doesn’t bite me in the heinie.[to Batman]

I’ve seen you in the society pages. You and some model, you and some movie star. But, Bruce, how many second dates do you have?[Harleen Quinzel]Is this therapy or church?[Bruce Wayne]

I don’t want to kill you, Tony. Really, I don’t. But I’ve found that sometimes, what we want, or don’t want, isn’t always compatible with the greater good.

Do enjoy the party, Master Bruce.[Alfred Pennyworth]Was that a joke?[Bruce Wayne]I suppose.[Alfred Pennyworth]

Anything?[Batman]While lovely to look at, Miss Frances is no Gloria Swanson.[Alfred Pennyworth]Anything useful?[Batman]