He who dares, wins![repeated line]
This time next year, we’ll be millionaires![repeated line]
A conscience is nice, but business is business.
You’ve got to be very careful. I mean, Trig gets very emotional. He’s Italian on his dad’s friend’s side.
You’ve always been the same, even when you was at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That’s why you’re no good at snooker.[to Rodney]
When Boycie was born, the midwife held him up and slapped his mother.
Well, the explanation is simple. We intend to eat them.[Sid: I own a cafe, right? So, why didn’t you ask me to make the sandwiches?]
We never pulled any birds in the old days, Rodders. What chance have we got now?[Rodney: We’re not gonna be pulling birds, are we?]
The truth is only relative to what you can earn from a lie.
Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she’s gonna find her kettle’s been knackered, her kitchen’s been turned into a Turkish bath and she’s got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of the cage. And we’re gonna say paint fumes?[to Rodney]
Mickey Pearce. He’s had about as much success with women as you’ve had with boats.[to Albert]
It’s like my dear old Mum used to say, ‘There’s none so blind as them as what won’t listen.’
