This time next year, we’ll be millionaires![repeated line]
He who dares, wins![repeated line]
The truth is only relative to what you can earn from a lie.
I feel like a mosquito who’s caught malaria.
A conscience is nice, but business is business.
You’ve got to be very careful. I mean, Trig gets very emotional. He’s Italian on his dad’s friend’s side.
You’ve always been the same, even when you was at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That’s why you’re no good at snooker.[to Rodney]
When Boycie was born, the midwife held him up and slapped his mother.
Well, the explanation is simple. We intend to eat them.[Sid: I own a cafe, right? So, why didn’t you ask me to make the sandwiches?]
We never pulled any birds in the old days, Rodders. What chance have we got now?[Rodney: We’re not gonna be pulling birds, are we?]
To keep my promise to Mum. And you never know when you might need some bone marrow.[Rodney: If I’ve always been such a let-down, why did you insist on having me around?]
Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she’s gonna find her kettle’s been knackered, her kitchen’s been turned into a Turkish bath and she’s got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of the cage. And we’re gonna say paint fumes?[to Rodney]
