Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she’s gonna find her kettle’s been knackered, her kitchen’s been turned into a Turkish bath and she’s got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of the cage. And we’re gonna say paint fumes?[to Rodney]
I’ve always been an achiever. I’ve never actually achieved nothing, mind you, but I’ve always been in with a shout.
He’s cool, I like it. I tell you, if he wasn’t so white I’d swear he was black.[to Del Boy, about Rodney]
Cheating you? Cheating you?! What’s that rumbling noise? No, it’s alright, it’s Mum turning in her grave.[to Rodney]
You’ve got to be very careful. I mean, Trig gets very emotional. He’s Italian on his dad’s friend’s side.
You’ve always been the same, even when you was at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That’s why you’re no good at snooker.[to Rodney]