This time next year, we’ll be millionaires![repeated line]
I feel like a mosquito who’s caught malaria.
He who dares, wins![repeated line]
A conscience is nice, but business is business.
You’ve got to be very careful. I mean, Trig gets very emotional. He’s Italian on his dad’s friend’s side.
The truth is only relative to what you can earn from a lie.
Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she’s gonna find her kettle’s been knackered, her kitchen’s been turned into a Turkish bath and she’s got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of the cage. And we’re gonna say paint fumes?[to Rodney]
Not just now, thank you, doctor.[Dr. Shaheed: Do you smoke, Mr. Trotter?]
I’ve always been an achiever. I’ve never actually achieved nothing, mind you, but I’ve always been in with a shout.
[to Trigger at the bar in a yuppy club]I think we’re on a winner here, Trig, alright? Play it nice and cool, son, nice and cool. You know what I mean?[falls through bar] Drink up, Trig. Drink up, we’re leaving.
He’s cool, I like it. I tell you, if he wasn’t so white I’d swear he was black.[to Del Boy, about Rodney]
He collects informers the way other people collect stamps.[about Roy]
