Yeah, but not at night![Del Boy: What do you mean “a bit late”? You said it was open twenty four hours a day.]
Yeah, but Del said he’d give me a lift.[Rodney: You have to walk past the pub to get to this flat.]
What’s the matter with you Boycie? You don’t seem you’re old self tonight, you ain’t cheated once.
Well, you don’t want to take too much notice of these doctors, Arnie. They’ll say anything to get rid of you.[Arnie: Doctors gave me six months to live.]
Still, it could have been worse, Del. My gran had one with a squeaky wheel.[Del returns from hospital in a wheelchair after his hang gliding trip]
It’s Mozart’s symphony number 38 in D Major. It’s the karaoke version.[Del Boy: What’s this?]
If it’s a girl they’re calling her Sigourney after an actress, and if it’s a boy they’re naming him Rodney after Dave.[to Mike, discussing the name of Del and Raquel’s unborn child]
I’ve maintained it for 20 years. This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.[talks about his broom]
He died a couple of years before I was born.[about his dad]
