During the war…[repeated line]
Well, you know me. I never talk about my days at sea.[to Del Boy and Rodney]
She was a beautiful woman, a bit like Ginger Rodgers. Last time I saw her she looked more like Fred Astaire.[about Ada]
I think in her own way she loved me. She never used to charge me as much as the other lads.[about Helga]
Boomerang Trotter always comes back.
Who’s Rachel?[repeated line]
Well, that’s a hell of a parting you’ve got there, son.[Jumbo Mills: You think I’m bald, don’t you? Well, I’m not.]
Last time I was over there, the only way you could tell the sexes were the men spit further.[about women in Australia]
Hello, dear, nice to meet you all.[after Anna walks in pregnant]
During the war, a crewmate of mine, Sky Piggott, died of a sexually related condition… His girlfriend’s husband shot him.
During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany…[Del Boy: If you say “During the war…” once more, I’m gonna pour this cup of tea right over your head!]
And 15 minutes from the ground.[Rodney: This flat is in a wonderful position, innit? I mean, it’s 15 minutes from the West End, it’s 15 minutes from the motorway.]