She was a beautiful woman, a bit like Ginger Rodgers. Last time I saw her she looked more like Fred Astaire.[about Ada]
I think in her own way she loved me. She never used to charge me as much as the other lads.[about Helga]
Well, that’s a hell of a parting you’ve got there, son.[Jumbo Mills: You think I’m bald, don’t you? Well, I’m not.]
Last time I was over there, the only way you could tell the sexes were the men spit further.[about women in Australia]
During the war, a crewmate of mine, Sky Piggott, died of a sexually related condition… His girlfriend’s husband shot him.
During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany…[Del Boy: If you say “During the war…” once more, I’m gonna pour this cup of tea right over your head!]