Your dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top. There again, he used to say that one day Millwall would win the cup.
You wanna be a bit more careful about your health, son. In the last half hour, you’ve done so much boot-licking you could be going down with cherry blossom poisoning.[to Roy]
What you got, a Wendy House?[Rodney says he and Mickey Pearce are starting small in the self-catering holiday trade]
I don’t know why they want these drug addiction centres, anyhow. I mean, ain’t we got enough drug addicts without them recruiting them?
Oh, I’ve had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time, Del Boy. It were them that started me drinking.
Oh, hello Mr. Chin. No, no, Del’s gone out. I’m not sure. Where you gone to, Del?[on the phone]
It’s a good thing your Mum died when she did, cause that would have killed her.[insulted by Rodney’s lack of respect for the family honour]
It was nothing to do with me, Del. I only suggested it.[Del Boy: You put him up to it?]
I’ve always wanted to go to Benidorm. Where is it?
I mean, Rodney going out with a policewoman. What the neighbours gonna say?
