Back then I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don’t do that anymore.[to Susie]
All right look, penis schmenis, okay? We’re all people.[to the lesbian who had just rejected him]
Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?[Monica: The camera adds ten pounds.]
A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. Why don’t you guys get a magician?![Phoebe Buffay]Well, if a magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.[Chandler Bing]