If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.[Joey Tribbiani: Hey, Pheebs, you wanna help?]
You know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys.[to Chandler]
Wait, wait. I’m getting a déjà vu… No, I’m not.
Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. Wait, what’s my number? What? I never call me.[to Monica]