Oh, check it out. It’s Smelly Cat, the video. Now, okay, I haven’t seen it yet so, if you don’t like it, well, so what? None of you ever made a video.
Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.[Phoebe Buffay]You’re disturbing my oboe practice.[Mr. Heckles]You don’t play the oboe.[Phoebe Buffay]I could play the oboe.[Mr. Heckles] Then I’m going to have to ask you to keep it down.[Phoebe Buffay]
I’ve never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.[watching the Smelly Cat video]
I don’t understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you’re so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.[to Duncan]
I don’t know what to say. I mean, you know, you’re married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day he says, “Oh, I’m not gay.”[to Duncan]
I don’t believe this. Is this how this relationship’s gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, come on, what is this, 1922?[to Rachel]
Hi. Y’know in England this car would be on the other side of the store.[to a little kid playing with a race car bed]
Dude, 11 o’clock, totally hot babe checking you out. [normal voice] That was really good, I think I’m ready for my penis now.
Can you believe this? In, like, two hours I’m gonna have a dad.[to Chandler and Joey]
Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. Wait, what’s my number? What? I never call me.[to Monica]