Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?[looking at her first paycheck]
They didn’t even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems? [about her parents]
I have got your money, and you’ll never see it, and your fly’s still open.
You know what, Barr, I’m not gonna leave. I probably should, but I’m not. See, because I promised myself I would make it through at least one of your weddings.
You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody’s work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger![to Ross]
Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?[Ross: Excuse me, your, your, your wind?]
Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.[Phoebe Buffay: It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.]
Y’know, if it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it.[after hitting her head on the post]
Well, maybe that’s my decision. Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait! Wait! I said maybe![on the phone with her dad]
Thank you for my beautiul earrings, they’re perfect. I love you.[Rachel Green]Now, you can exchange them if you want, ok?[Ross Geller]Now I love you even more.[Rachel Green]
She’ll be a much better friend once the market closes.[to Phoebe, about Monica]
My sister’s graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It’s a true testament to what a girl from Long Island would do for a Celica.